Recurring Scooping
Weekly or every other week, same day each time. We pick it all up and take it with us.
Insured · Locally Owned · Serving the RGV for 3+ Years
A cleaner yard, every week.
Without the dirty work.
We scoop so you don't have to. Dog waste removal for homes, HOAs, and businesses across the Rio Grande Valley, on a schedule that works for you.
- Same-day quotes
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- No contracts
Who We Are
Valley born, Valley proud
Deuces Poop Patrol is a locally owned dog waste removal company based in Harlingen, TX. For over three years we've been helping neighbors enjoy their yards again, and today we cover the entire Rio Grande Valley, from McAllen to Brownsville.
We keep it simple: show up when we say we will, clear every pile, latch every gate, and treat your yard like it belongs to family.
- Locally owned and operated in the RGV
- Fully insured crews you can trust
- On call 24/7 for quotes and scheduling
- No contracts, pause or cancel anytime
3+Years serving the RGV
8+RGV cities served
24/7On call for quotes
100%Satisfaction guarantee
What We Do
Waste removal, handled start to finish
Pick a plan or a one-time cleanup. We handle the rest, rain or shine.
One-Time Cleanups
If the yard got away from you, one visit gets it back to clean. Good before a move or a cookout.
Dog Runs & Kennels
Dog runs, kennels, apartments, HOAs, and parks around the Valley. Pet waste stations too.
Deodorize & Sanitize
Pet-safe treatments that kill the smell on grass, porches, and sidewalks.
Why Deuces
Why neighbors choose us
Over three years strong and trusted in yards all over the Valley.
Insured & Reliable
Fully insured and dependable. We show up when we say we will, every single visit.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Miss a spot? We come back and make it right. No hassle, no excuses.
We Haul It Away
Nothing stays behind. Waste is bagged and removed from your property, not left in your trash can.
Ready for a cleaner yard?
Free same-day quotes, no contracts, satisfaction guaranteed.